- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

THE FERRARI
OF THE COAL-EFFECT GAS FIREPLACE INDUSTRY.

SHE MANAGED TO WALK 4OO YARDS, HOLDING
HER HAND IN HER OTHER HAND, AND HAILED A TAXI.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

THERE WILL BE NO TELEPHONE CLUEDO TODAY

WELL, THAT'S THE SMALL TALK.
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE BUY IT.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

A SONG IN WHICH JONI COMPLAINS THAT
THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.

AND MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

YES.

BRILLIANT!

AND THIS IS BLUE OYSTER CULT
FROM THE ALBUM "AGENTS OF FORTUNE".

- WHY?
- HE WAS DEPRESSED.