(GEORDIE ACCENT) VANDALS, MR PARTRIDGE?
MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOOT.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGISE AND...
- MOO!

ALL THESE CARS?

SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS WITH ALL THAT
RIGHT TO THE END, EVEN ON THE LAST DAY.

IT'S 4.35 A.M. YOU'RE LISTENING
TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE".

I'M SORRY, NO! STOP!

THIS BOOK IS A TOP BUSINESS AID.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,

"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
NOT TOO SENTIMENTAL? EXCELLENT.

DONALD WINS OUR TOP PRIZE OF AN ACTION MAN
MILITARY FIGURE. IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF FEATURES.

THERE WE GO, LYNN. TONY HAYERS.

WHICH IS CLIMAXING AT MIDNIGHT WITH MADNESS.

"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH,