I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SLAGGING FARMERS
OFF. ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE TO THEM?

YES. LET'S SMOOTH THINGS OVER
WITH MORE FROM MONTEVERDI'S "VESPERS".

MATERIALLY PRIVILEGED,
BUT EMOTIONALLY UNDERNOURISHED.

HE DIDN'T SAY, "THE NAME'S BOND,
JONES THE BOND. DOUBLE O TH-EVEN."

WELL, IT BOUNCED OFF A ROCK...

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MENO...MENOPAU...
OOH, JILL, YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS!

- DID HE LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- NO.

OR DAVE BLOGGS QUEUEING FOR A TICKET
BEHIND A MAN BUYING A TRAVEL PASS.

YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA.
BLOODY SOFA!

EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.

GO ON, LYNN LASS!

SO YOU CAN GET A TRAFFIC CONE TO BE SICK INTO?

I'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR CLOTHES
READY FOR THE COUNTY SHOW,

- YOU PROMISED SONJA WOULDN'T BE HERE.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE RUDDY GONE AND FORGOTTEN.

OH, SUPER. I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET THIS BOX OFF CAROL FOR MONTHS.

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

AYE. THIS ONE TIME, RIGHT,
L WAS STATIONED OUT IN BELIZE

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.