AND IT WOULDN'T SHOW.
IS THAT HOW YOU KEEP YOUR FIGURE?

PARTRIDGE, YOU WANKER!

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

OH... NO, NO.

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

THEY'D LIKE YOU TO JUDGE
THE VEGETABLE COMPETITION.

REMEMBER THE DOUBLE - BANG, BANG.

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

IF YOU HANG AROUND, I'LL PAY YOU.
HOW MUCH IS A MONKEY?

SO, CHRIS, WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY?

SPRING IN YOUR STEP'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED
ON A CLIFF. IT'S A SUICIDE HOT SPOT.

- YES. KETAMINE.
- WHY DRAG HORSES INTO IT?

- GO ON!
- WITH A...

# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

THAT'S NOT HIS CUP OF TEA.
THAT'S THE OTHER ONE, GOD REST HIS SOUL.

NO, FINE.