- OH, HE HAS DONE.
- WAS IT A GOOD SHOW? ANYONE PHONE IN?

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

ENHANCED BY THE TROPICAL MUSIC,
OF THE PAN PIPES

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM
OUR E-MAIL OF THE EVENING.

- HELLO, JILL.
- WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?

(HE LAUGHS)

AT THE END OF THE WEEK
I'M MEETING TONY HAYERS AT THE BBC.

- HOW WAS YOUR...?
- BAM!

I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT, LYNN.

I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING LIED TO.
I'VE BEEN LIED TO A LOT.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

I WONDER HOW THEY GET THOSE SWORDS
THROUGH CUSTOMS.

- YOO-HOO!
- HELLO, LYNN. WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE?

# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

CAN'T MESS ABOUT ON THIS ONE, LYNN.