- GO ON.
- I PICKED UP THESE BROCHURES FOR THE NEW METRO.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

I SEE. THE IDEA IS THAT U2 ARE GOING INTO SPACE?

NO, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR-FETCHED.

KEEP IT, KEEP IT.

SO WE WANT TO GIVE OUR SALES FORCE
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

BUT NOT "THE ARCHERS"
WHO ARE A MIXED BAG. GOODBYE.

HELLO?

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

- HELLO, JOHN.
- AL. WE'VE CONCRETED THE FLOOR.

THEN I'D TYPE INTO THE ATTACK COMPUTER,
"MR CRAGG, CHEMISTRY TEACHER."

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

RIGHT.