SOPHIE, DID YOU GET YOUR CHOCOLATE ORANGE? I GOT
YOU DARK CHOCOLATE BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE MILK.

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

CORIAN IS TO MARBLE AND GRANITE
WHAT MDF IS TO WOOD.

IT'S BASICALLY SEX MUSIC.

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

REMEMBER THE DOUBLE - BANG, BANG.

THAT'S SUCH A POINTLESS DEATH.

- NOPE.
- NOPE. I CAN. I'LL DROP YOU AT A CAB RANK.

I SEE. THE IDEA IS THAT U2 ARE GOING INTO SPACE?

AND I THINK THAT'S IT.

- COME ON. 15 MINUTES.
- ALL RIGHT.

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.

IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".

THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE