OK. THANKS, LYNN.

THIS COOKERY BOOK WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO ME!

- GOT YOUR BIG PLATE, ALAN?
- YES.

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

NO, THAT'S NOT WORKING.

HELLO.

- THREE LAGERS.
- THREE PINTS OF LAGER, RIGHTY-HO.

- UM...
- IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

TO MEN LIKE THAT, YOUR BUILDING SOCIETY BOOKS
MAKE FASCINATING READING.

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

THE NOISE THE DOOR MAKES...
(PING!)

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

- BANG! I'M JAMES BOND.
- GOT US IN THE NECK.