(APPLAUSE)

- HOW WAS THAT, OK?
- IT'S NOT WORKING. YOU CAN TELL.

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE A BASIC GRASP
OF LATIN IF YOU'RE WORKING IN CURRY'S.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

- COME IN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NO, ALAN, WE WANT TO KEEP IT SIMPLE,
AND THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

- HOW'S IT GOING, MR PARTRIDGE?
- YEAH, COOL.

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

IT'S ABOUT THIS LOCAL FELLA WHAT USED TO BE ON TV
BUT HE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO NOW HE'S NOT.

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

I'VE GOT A BROAD TASTE,

SOME FUNNY, SOME TRAGIC.

- I'LL HAVE TO GET IT.
- HELLO?

(ROCK MUSIC)