THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

NEARLY THERE.

- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN IT!

I COULD HOLD IT THERE AND SHOUT
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

JUST STICK TO YOUR SMILE. IT'S A LOVELY SMILE.

- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH."

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.

I WAS MAKING HIM LAUGH ON THE PHONE.

- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED COWS.
- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED AND FOUR FRIENDS.

- ALAN, THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- RIGHT. YOU GO ON UP, LYNN.

(HORN TOOTS)

I'D LIKE FOUR GLITTER EXPLOSIONS, 12 PUFF FLASHES...

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?