# MAKES ME FEEL SAD FOR THE REST

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

YES, I THINK I PROBABLY WOULD.

- HOW?
- THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD A HUMAN BEING.

DO YOU SMELL GAS?

SWANS! YOU FEED BEEFBURGERS TO SWANS.

AND MARTIN MCGUINNESS LOOKS
LIKE A CLOWN WITHOUT MAKE-UP.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

HELLO.

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

- PLURAL.
- PLURAL. AND WE BOTH DRINK DIRECTOR'S.

- BUT I WOULDN'T BREAK INTO ANOTHER PACKET.
- RIGHT.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT BALLPARK.

WOULD YOU SAY, BEARING IN MIND THAT HE'S
DEPRESSED AND HAS GOT RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS,

"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

(THEY HONK)