I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

SORRY... SORRY.

THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S

(MUSIC)

I WILL NOW DO THE VIDEO
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS LAST TIME TO HELP LYNN.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

MAYBE YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT
WITH A WIFE OR AN OLD FLAME.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

ACTUALLY, HE LIVES IN THE AREA.
I COULD HAVE HAD HIM OVER.

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

CHEERS.

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

YOU'RE ALL ALONE.

HE'S BEING CHASED BY THESE RUSSIAN SHITS
IN BLACK JUMPSUITS WITH LEMON PIPING.

BRILLIANT!