A-HA!

I MEAN, I OFTEN LOOK AT THIS
IN THE MORNING AND THINK...

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SONJA'S BEST FEATURE?

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

I CAN'T PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

I DON'T WANT TO GO OFF ANYWHERE.

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

# ARE A MILLION TO ONE... #

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

FAT COW!

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH,

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

- FLAVIA? GOOD CALL.
- KING OF COFFEES.

- YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT?
- I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.