FRANKENSTEIN IS A ZOMBIE, RIGHT.
HE'S A TYPE OF ZOMBIE.

- NO.
- GOOD. THIS IS LYNN.

IF THE WORST COMES TO THE WORST
YOU CAN MOVE IN TO LYNN'S MUM'S BEDROOM.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL STAY! I'LL STAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO DIAL A NUMBER FROM A TELEPHONE

- VERY WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.

I TAPED THAT DOCUMENTARY FOR YOU.
"THE WORLD'S WORST STORMS."

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.

- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.

L KNOW A CRACKING OWL SANCTUARY. HOW ABOUT IT?

I'D LIKE YOU TO LAY THEM. CHICKEN!

PEOPLE COULD RELAX.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR PETROL, IT'S FINE.

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

TOUCH MY THIS.

BILL...?

"LICENSED TO KI-CH."

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.