UM, I WANT TO GO AND TALK TO HIM OVER THERE.

MY WIFE AND I FOUND IT OFFERS
THE KIND OF LUXURY AND COMFORT

WHEN THEY'RE PULLING YOUR WIPERS
AND HUB-CAPS OFF, YOU LOSE SYMPATHY.

- SWING A TIGER IN HERE, REALLY!
- YOU COULD, COULDN'T YOU?

HELLO. COME TO SEE MY BOOK BEING PULPED.

CHAMPION!

THIS COULD LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY PROTEST
AGAINST THE STANDARD OF SERVICE IN THE HOTEL,

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

# GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND #

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

HE'S FED UP - NOT BECAUSE HE CAN'T
SEE HIS REFLECTION, BUT BECAUSE HE CAN!

AS THE WHOLE OF NORFOLK SLEEPS,
SOMETHING TRULY EVIL STIRS.

SHE MANAGED TO WALK 4OO YARDS, HOLDING
HER HAND IN HER OTHER HAND, AND HAILED A TAXI.

WE'RE STOPPING THIS AFTER TONIGHT.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS YOU'VE PUT IN THEM,
AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED.

AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

OH, GREAT.