THEN I'D FLY TO CORNWALL
AND SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT DEAD AIR IS A CRIME.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

- MORNING.
- HELLO, ALAN.

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

DO YOU SMELL GAS?

OH, THERE WAS A CALL FOR YOU. A MR NISHEAD RANG.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

- NO,
- WHAT?

I WILL. I WILL. BUT, LYNN,
PLEASE HAVE A WORD WITH THE BUILDER.

YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

FERNANDO, YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD

- DO YOU NEED ME THERE?
- I DON'T NEED YOU. I'D LIKE YOU THERE.

- AYE.
- TASTES LIKE FIZZY BENYLIN.

- HOW'S UM...THE DRUMMER?
- THE DRUMMER IS FINE.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH,