- GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT.
- YEAH!

- DO "BLUE PETER" WANT TO FILM HERE?
- NO.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

DAN! DAN!

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

DESPAIR ON THIS VERY BAD DAY?

TAKE IT OFF NOW.

- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

(FANFARE)

THANK YOU.

OH, IT'S PLASTIC.

- (BARKING)
- SOMEONE LOCK THE DOG IN!

HE DRINKS THAT YELLOW STUFF IN TINS. HE'S AN IDIOT!

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

YOU MAKE ME SOUND MAD NOW.
SAY I DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS YOU'VE PUT IN THEM,
AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED.

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.