BECAUSE IT REPRESENT MY LOVE FOR ALAN.

IF I SQUEEZE IT, A JET OF MOLTEN BRAMLEY APPLE
IS GOING TO SQUIRT OUT.

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

THEY WERE, ACTUALLY.
I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

(YELLED INSULTS)

HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."

I WAS FISHING FOR SOME SORT
OF FUNNY STORY. THAT'S JUST UPSETTING.

AND THERE'S DALENDESS SHID.

KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.

TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

NO. I CANNOT HIT CUSTOMERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I'LL GO AND GET SOME STOCK.

SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, MR PARTRIDGE?

AAH!

OH! SORRY!

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOUR FANS CAN MEET YOU.

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.