OH.

- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

- ALAN LIKES JAMES BOND.
- YOU'RE A BOND GUY?

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

CHEERS!

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

UM... I'LL SHOW YOU.

LOVELY TO SEE YOU, LYNN.

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?

SORRY.