AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

LIKE TO STICK TO YOUR OWN?

I ALSO RANG ALL THE COMPANIES
ON THE PRODUCT LIST YOU GAVE ME.

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

ACTUALLY, HE LIVES IN THE AREA.
I COULD HAVE HAD HIM OVER.

- PERHAPS THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT SHORT.
- THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE, LYNN!

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

# I LOVED YOU TOO #

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...

MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #

- CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE?
- ALL RIGHT.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

I SAY, "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOM!"
HE'S BEGGING US, MAN. "NO! PLEASE! DON'T!"

ABOUT A HUMOROUS COMMENT I MADE.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

A SONG IN WHICH JONI COMPLAINS THAT
THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.