THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

- A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.
- STILL OR FIZZY?

ANYWAY, TIME FOR ME NOW TO HAND OVER TO A MAN

IT'S TERRIBLE YOU HAVE TO FILL IT
WITH SWEARING ON YOUR SHOW.

- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT THE HOUSE.
PETROL STATIONS NEARBY?

(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

LYNN, I'LL JUST GO UP TO MY ROOM.
GOT A BIT OF WORK TO DO.

GRAVEYARDS ARE SO DEPRESSING.

ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

THEY'VE LEFT IT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
SO IT'S HAD A CHANCE TO BREATHE.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

OH!