HE HAS A HUGE DOG AND HE MAY BE DRUNK
AND UNLEASH IT BECAUSE NORMALLY I RING AHEAD.

# DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH,
IN HEAVEN THE BELLS ARE RINGING

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO GO FOR A DRINK.

I HAD TO FLAG A CAB DRESSED UP.
WHICH HELPED, ACTUALLY.

A SANITARY BAG?!

I'M ONE OF THE ANTI-CANCER SET.
WE'RE A DYING BREED.

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.

I LENT IT TO THAT BLOKE AT THE PETROL STATION.

IMAGINE WHAT THAT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE.

I THINK I'D BE MORE PREOCCUPIED
BY THE FACT I WAS ENCOUNTERING A TALKING SNAKE.

- LONELY NIGHTS IN THE DESERT.
- THAT'S ALL FIXED NOW. I'LL BE ON ME WAY.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

YES, I DO.

OH, SKIBBEREEN!
OH, I USED TO GO THERE AS A LITTLE CHILD.