- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

AND DRIVEN TO A BIG WAREHOUSE
TO BE, LITERALLY, PULPED.

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

WHATEVER. I'M DOING MUCH BETTER THAN HIM.

- I DON'T MEAN WITH AN ACTUAL CUP.
- MORE LIKE AN EGG CUP!

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.

I RELEASED AN UNEXPECTED BUT POTENT GUST.

IF I SQUEEZE IT, A JET OF MOLTEN BRAMLEY APPLE
IS GOING TO SQUIRT OUT.

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

MAN AND MACHINE.

- MICHAEL! MICHAEL!
- THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.

R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.