IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, JUST ASK.
MIND YOU, I CAN'T TALK. I'VE GOT A FAT BACK.
- IT'S AN ALIEN JUDGE.
- GOLLY.
CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.
- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.
I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU
TO SEE A SHOW HOUSE AT TEN O'CLOCK.
- SUSAN, IS HE NEW?
- YES, HE STARTED YESTERDAY.
(MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM")
ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL
- ALAN, THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- RIGHT. YOU GO ON UP, LYNN.
ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
YOU AND GORDON CAN GO AND LAUGH AT DRIZZLE.
ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.
WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.
IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!
- WHAT'S HER NAME?
- IT'S A HE.
WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.
TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A SANDWICH
AND WATCH TREVOR MCDONALD.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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