FRANKENSTEIN IS A ZOMBIE, RIGHT.
HE'S A TYPE OF ZOMBIE.
OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.
- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
- WHERE'S SHE GONE?
- SHE DROVE OFF.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE JUST SAID HE WAS MARRIED.
I'D BE DELIGHTED TO DO THE JOB.
- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.
- HAWK. HAWKEYE.
- ALBATROSS, BAT.
PUT THESE ON THE TAB.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.
I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.
OR IF YOU LIKE TO DEVELOP THE IDEA,
70 PAST FOUR.
TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.
AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.
UNLESS I'VE GROSSLY MISREAD THE SITUATION.
THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.
THIS WAS PROBABLY CAUGHT ON CCTV CAMERA.
I'LL THROW THE FOOTAGE IN GRATIS.
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