WASH?

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

THIS COMING FROM THE MAN
WHO ONCE GAVE AWAY A CD

WASN'T PLEASANT.

SHALL I BOOK YOU FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?

HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP
FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS!

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.

- KAREN, COULD I BEND YOUR EAR FOR A MOMENT?
- OF COURSE.

IT MAY BE CHOCOLATE TO YOU, JILL,
BUT TO AN UNWITTING MEMBER OF STAFF

LYNN WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. BYE.

IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

- NO, SHE'S FINE.
- RIGHT.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

- WHERE'S SHE GONE?
- SHE DROVE OFF.

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.