IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

THIS IS A NEW TABLE. IT'S NOT QUITE FINISHED.

SORRY ABOUT SAYING PENIS EARLIER.

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

LIKE A HUMAN JCB.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BANNED AFTER SOME OF
THOSE SHOCKING PRIZES YOU'VE GIVEN AWAY.

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

- KEEP THE THOUGHT THERE.
- AAGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME.

WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.

YEAH...

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

WE MANAGED TO RECTIFY IT, BECAUSE
IT NOW SAYS "COOK" WHERE IT ONCE SAID "COCK",

I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.

VERY MALTY.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

I'M THE DOG. YOU'RE A TERRIFIC RABBIT.

READ THE SMALL PRINT ON YOUR CONE-TRACT.