- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.

3.35, "THUNDERBALL". DUMP. QUESTION MARK.

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?

WHEN THEY FOUND HIM,
HE STILL HAD THE REMOTE IN HIS HAND.

IT'S ROTOR BLADES COULD COOL YOU DOWN
LIKE A LITTLE HAND FAN.

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

WHAT A LOVELY SMILE.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

WE SHOULD TALK MORE.
I'VE GOT LOTS OF SUBJECTS TO CHAT ABOUT.

I'VE GOT CHEESE! THIS IS CHEESE!

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE,
OR IF YOU'RE GAY.

WHY DON'T YOU ISSUE A FULL RETRACTION, AND YOU'LL
GET YOURSELF OUT OF A LOT OF SILLY BOTHER?

- JED MAXWELL.
- NO RELATION TO ROBERT MAXWELL?

IT'S NOT BEING DESTROYED.
THE CORRECT TERM IS PULPED.

TWO MILLION, AND ANOTHER TWO MILLION
HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTY.