THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT THAT NURSE.
GOD REST HER RACIST SOUL.

- JOHNNIE WALKER OR JACK DANIELS?
- NO.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

IN YOUR CASE, IT WAS BRAVO 6-O.

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

- HE WAS GETTING THE AERIAL.
- I KNOW. I WAS BEING RHETORICAL.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
THAT THE DOORS HAVE ALL CLOSED AT THE BBC.

I'M DRIVING AROUND IN AN OBSCENE PUBLICATION.
I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON THE BASTARD.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

- I DO LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE.
- I COULD EXCHANGE IT.

..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

"DO YOU WANT TO WATCH 'BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS?"'

THEY ARE OBLIGED TO CONTRACT OUT

NO? ER, RIGHT. TEA?