- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

LET'S ALL SING IT.
# TELL YOU WHAT, TELL YOU WHAT

WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.

MY MARRIAGE FELL APART SOON AFTER THAT.

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

WELL...I'LL STOP, THEN.

LISTEN, JILL, THERE IS A ROMANTIC BUFFET SUPPER
AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT,

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.

ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

OR ROSARY BEADS IF YOU WERE FROM MEXICO.

- ALL RIGHT.
- GREAT.

SPECIFICALLY TOBLERONE.

SUE COOK'S PULLED OUT.

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.