- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

FAMOUS.

- WE DON'T DO THAT.
- THE WET T-SHIRT THINGS.

AND MY COPY.

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

NO. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK IMPORTANT

SORRY I'M LATE. I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT LATE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE.

I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.

YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING...A NICE CHAP
AND DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE HE IS.

BECAUSE GOD IS A VERY POSITIVE GOD.

LYNN. HAVE YOU SEEN DAN?

IN THE WORLD OF BOASTERS - NOT THE BISCUITS
BUT PEOPLE WHO BOAST, LIKE YOU -

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.