ALAN!

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

- IT'S JUST ME AND DAN GOING.
- FINE. I'LL JUST GET HAMMERED ON ME OWN.

- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

STAY DOWN.

WE'RE NOT ON SHORT-WAVE RADIO.

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

CRASH!

NEARLY THERE.

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

THEN THE MAN WHO USED TO BE
IN "THE ONEDIN LINE" SAYS, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"

- GOOD. WELL, THAT'S A START.
- I SHOULD HAVE SAID "BAGUETTE",

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

IT'S A FASCINATING SUBJECT, REINCARNATION.
L WONDER WHAT LYNN WOULD COME BACK AS.