HENRY VIII. HE WAS A SHIT.

# MAKES ME FEEL SAD FOR THE REST

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..

- ALAN, THIS IS A HOTEL.
- YEAH, A THREE-STAR.

L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

YOU SAY...TOMATO.

- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

EXCELLENT. LET'S GO TO THE GRAVEYARD.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

A BIT LIKE LADY-BOYS.

I GOT CAUGHT IN A TAXI
THAT BROKE DOWN OVER THERE. I HAD TO WALK.

- UM... IN FACT, I THINK I'LL GO.
- NO.

READ IT BACK.

SO...THANKS.

- I GOT SUNNY DELIGHT...
- DON'T KISS ME AGAIN!

IT DOES PRECLUDE YOU
FROM THE ALCOHOL THAT I'VE PROVIDED.