(LAUGHS)

SERIOUSLY, RUN. YOU WILL MISS IT.

- GO ON.
- I PICKED UP THESE BROCHURES FOR THE NEW METRO.

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE.
- DROP IT, LYNN.

AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THESE.

JUST CRUDE, LIKE...

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

YEAH, YEAH. UM... WHAT'S ROUND THE BACK?

OK. I'M GOING TO MISS THIS CARAVAN.

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.

IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

I RELEASED AN UNEXPECTED BUT POTENT GUST.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

GET OFF!