L HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

MOUSSE FROM A BOWL IS VERY NICE,
BUT TO PUT IT ON A PERSON IS DEMENTED!

NO. SHE'S BEEN TELLING ME
THE PROBLEMS IN GETTING INTO THIS COUNTY.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

- WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND SERIES.
- THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?

- LYNN, THAT IS NOT A PENIS.
- IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

YOUR EIGHT GRAND A YEAR...ALL COMES FROM METEOR,

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

I SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'VE GOT A SECOND SERIES.

- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.

SOME OF THE BOXES ARE A BIT FADED

- IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW ME.
- OK.

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

..BUT CELEBRATE THE CULTURE
OF BOTH COUNTRIES.