YOU COULD END SOME OF YOUR CHAPTERS WITH,
"NEEDLES TO SAY...

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

AND SACK HER FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

YOU SAY...TOMATO.

I'LL WATCH IT FOR YOU!
THROUGH MY LITTLE BINOCULARS, WHOO!

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

I BET A LOT OF THESE GO MISSING
AND END UP AS WORK SURFACES IN LUXURY KITCHENS.

YEAH. IT'S QUIET.

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.

IT SOUNDS BAD.

- I GOT SUNNY DELIGHT...
- DON'T KISS ME AGAIN!

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

I'LL GO AND GET YOUR OTHER BITS.

- CAN I INTRODUCE MY PA LYNN?
- HELLO.