IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

- MR PARTRIDGE, THAT'S THE KITCHENS!
- I'M GOING TO COOK ALL THE FOOD.

NO. NO, IT'S DIFFERENT
IT'S CALLED A ROVER METRO NOW.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".

YEAH. GOOD CALL.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE CARAVAN.

PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

AYE. INCLUDING YOU, FOUR REGULARS.

IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".

- WHAT IS COCKNEY?
- AN AREA IN LONDON WHERE CRIMINALS LIVE.

THAT EVERYTHING I'VE SAID
THUS FAR IS COMPLETELY CORRECT?

THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.

- YOU'VE NOT GOT A...
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

- IS THAT FOR ME, ALAN?
- THAT? GOD, NO, I ALWAYS PUT MY MONEY THERE.

GO ON, LIFT IT.