- IT'S JUST ME AND DAN GOING.
- FINE. I'LL JUST GET HAMMERED ON ME OWN.

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

HE'S THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR
OF BBC TELEVISION.

YES.

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.

BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.

ACTUALLY, I'LL EAT IT.

I THINK EVERY PROFESSION HAS ITS SHITS.

DIED GETTING AN AERIAL OFF A ROOF.

THE TERRORIST IS DISORIENTED
FROM THE STUN GRENADES.

I WAS TYING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.
I'D BEEN HITTING NINE, LYNN!

HE'S FED UP - NOT BECAUSE HE CAN'T
SEE HIS REFLECTION, BUT BECAUSE HE CAN!

I'M REALLY SORRY.
I REALLY WANTED TO SEE "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN".