- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.
NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.
YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,
- IT'S AT HOME.
- IN AMERICA?
THAT'S THE PLURAL.
BUT IT'S STILL THERE.
I LEFT THE BBC, FORMED A PRODUCTION COMPANY.
THAT WENT INTO LIQUIDATION, VOLUNTARILY.
- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S CONNERY'S CUP OF TEA.
I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S ONLY 33.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?
YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.
YOU HAD TO GANG INTO THIS BUILDING FULL OF PEOPLE,
- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!
THANKS, BUT ME AND MIKE ARE OFF
TO THE TRUCKFEST. WE'D BETTER ER...
THEY'RE CREMATING HIM? GOOD, GOOD.
I FELT LIKE A RUDDY IDIOT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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