AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

RIGHT. LYNN, LET'S GO OFF TO THE BBC.
I'M GOING TO BE BACK ON TV.

YEAH. I THINK THE IRISH ARE GOING
THROUGH A MAJOR IMAGE CHANGE.

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

- SWING A TIGER IN HERE, REALLY!
- YOU COULD, COULDN'T YOU?

- I THINK IT'S SNAZZY.
- I THINK YOUR HAIR'S SNAZZY.

IT'S LIKE THE RUDYARD KIPLING POEM,
"IF". YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU HAVEN'T LOST IT, ALAN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

AND THIS IS BLUE OYSTER CULT
FROM THE ALBUM "AGENTS OF FORTUNE".

IT LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES
SO BETTER LEARN TO JOG AGAIN QUICKLY.

- CHAP OF ABOUT SIX.
- RIGHT, SIR.

AFTER BUYING THE RIGHTS TO K-9,
THE ROBOT DOG FROM "DR WHO".

THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.

NICE AND OUT OF THE WAY.

BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.

HELLO.

I THINK YOU'VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
AND YOU'VE MADE FIVE