COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

FOR A CORPSE?

OH, SCARY IRISH MAN!

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

WHAT WAS HE DOING ON THE BLOODY ROOF?

- HIS HOUSE?
- YES.

- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. "NORFOLK NIGHTS".
- THE VERY SAME.

THEY'D HAVE TO TURN THEM UPSIDE DOWN,
SO IT DIDN'T REVEAL THE DETAILS OF THE DEAD

THIS WAS PROBABLY CAUGHT ON CCTV CAMERA.
I'LL THROW THE FOOTAGE IN GRATIS.

- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

SHOWED A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF AGRICULTURAL
METHODS, AND SERVED TO HIGHLIGHT THE STUPIDITY

YES, THANK YOU.

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

HELLO, BONO. HAVE A SEAT.

TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST A KNOT IN MY VEST.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!