("GAUDETE" BY STEELEYE SPAN,
SUNG IN LATIN)

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...

REALLY?

YES. THE ATMOSPHERE HAS TURNED RATHER SOUR.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, COLIN.
- COLIN?

# BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

WE'VE GOT A TRAFFIC REPORT... THAT'S ANNOYING.

- OH.
- I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON SONJA.

- I'VE BOUGHT YOU THE CARAVAN.
- I DON'T LIVE IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU?

# WHAT WE NEED IS A GREAT BIG MELTING POT

- I COULD TALK TO MY CHOCOLATE PEOPLE.
- YES, PLEASE.

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

WATCH IT!

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

GOD, I'VE MISSED YOU.

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

CRABSTICKS DO NOT ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY CRAB,