- HE WAS GETTING THE AERIAL.
- I KNOW. I WAS BEING RHETORICAL.

EIGHT AND A HALF THOUSAND?

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

- DO YOU WANT ONE?
- YEAH.

WHEN THEY'RE PULLING YOUR WIPERS
AND HUB-CAPS OFF, YOU LOSE SYMPATHY.

I PAID FOR YOURS. ALL YOUR SEGMENTS ARE INTACT.

THAT WAS ROXANNE BY THE POLICE
OR, AS THEY'RE NOW KNOWN, STING.

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

PUT IT THERE, LYNN.

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

THE TIME, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TELL IT
IN A WACKY WAY, IS 50 TO SIX.

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

I'M WATCHING ALL THE BOND FILMS
WITH MY FRIEND MICHAEL.

WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.

I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME SINCE SLICED BREAD.

- SO'S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIM!