(SCREECHING)

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

YES, OF COURSE, ALAN.

I REMEMBER HE CAME HOME FROM WORK
ONE NIGHT VERY EXCITED, AND HE...

DO YOU KNOW, IF KING ARTHUR
HAD HAD AN EXTENDER ON HIS TABLE...

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

- NO, THANKS.
- NO. NEITHER DO L. THANK YOU.

I'M STILL DRINKING IT.

IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

YOU WANT ME TO BE GOOD LITTLE SHUT-UP SONJA? ZIP!

THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE NAKED.

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

- NO!
- RIGHT.

- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.