REMEMBER THE BREATHING TECHNIQUES
FROM TAPE ONE. PLEASE RELAX,

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE REALISED.
I DID WONDER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.

..HAS GOT SOME RUDE GRAFFITI ON...

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

GOOD. GOT MY FUNGAL FOOT POWDER?

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A MAN, I'M A WOMAN.

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

- I CAN HEAR 'EM. I CAN'T SEE 'EM.
- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON...

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO, SUSAN. THIRD FLOOR?

ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

I'VE SORT OF EMPLOYED IT HERE, LIKE.

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN IRELAND?

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".