ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE A TALK ON WEDNESDAY EVENING?

NO. I MEAN YES.
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT?

NO. I WAS INTERESTED IN SOMETHING EARLIER.

AND LET IT SLOSH ROUND MY SYSTEM,
DISPENSING THE COFFEE.

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

HE CAN'T GET A RECORD DEAL.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, CHRISTIAN...LE VAUX.

YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

CARY ON TALKING TO KATE
WHILE I SORT SOMETHING OUT. CAN I BORROW A PEN?

- AND LEAVE IT ON THE SPIKE?
- PULL IT OFF THE SPIKE.

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
- I COULD GIVE A TALK.

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

IT'S JUST SOME PEOPLE
FIND WHAT YOU SAID A BIT RACIST.

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.