MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

..ON THE A146 JUST PAST LONDON.

THESE CORRIDORS.

- NO, THANKS.
- NO. NEITHER DO L. THANK YOU.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

YES. CAN YOU HOLD THESE?

NOT IN THAT DRAWER.

A DAY UPON WHICH MR AL CAPONE

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

FAT COW!

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT, RIGHT.

I LOVE THE GADGETS. PAY ATTENTION, BOND.
SIMPLY REMOVE THE TOP OF THIS PEN...

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.