RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

YEAH. GOOD CALL.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE CARAVAN.

I ATE A SCOTCH EGG.

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

# IT'S THE KISS OF DEATH

HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,

OK, RIGHT. ALAN ATTACK! LIKE THE "COOK REPORT"

WITH "THE MAN WITH THE CHILD IN HIS EYES".

HELLO, TODD. SNAZZY JEANS YOU'VE GOT ON.

YEAH, WE BRING THEM IN FROM MILKING,
AND THEN ALL THAT CAN GO...

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE

FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!