- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

MORE FROM CAMP DAVID TOMORROW.
THE TIME IS...

SO I DISMANTLED MY CORBY TROUSER PRESS.

- YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT?
- I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

LIKE A BOW-TIE, BUT MINIATURE?
LIKE AN ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

OH, YEAH. DOCUMENTARIES.
FEMINIST WITH THE FLAT CHEST.

BUTTON MUSHROOMS - BINGO.
BLACK PUDDING - SNAP.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

JUST, ER...FRIENDS.

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

- YES, IT IS.
- IT'S VERY NICE. WHAT IS IT?

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

EEOW!

OK. IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST LORD.

I LENT IT TO THAT BLOKE AT THE PETROL STATION.

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.