THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

SHE MIGHT USE A WHOOPEE CUSHION
ON SOMEONE WITH M.E.

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

WHOA! THAT'S ENGLISH FOR "STOP A HORSE".

YES. BACON - TEN ON TEN.

CAR. I'M SORRY. I FORGOT.

- WALT DISNEY! ANIMALS NEVER WORE CLOTHES.
- HANG ON.

I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

- THIS ISN'T "SILENT WITNESS".
- HELLO.

I NEARLY SENT MY SON FERNANDO HERE,
BUT I WAS ABLE TO EDUCATE HIM PRIVATELY.

- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- THAT, MICHAEL, IS SAD.

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

- HELLO?
- I'M STILL HERE,

JUST TALKING ABOUT COWS.

HELLO.

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE

- CAN YOU FINGERPRINT A SAUSAGE?
- EH, WELL, I SUPPOSE TECHNICALLY YOU COULD.

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.